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sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

probably because he can’t fucking breathe because you put him in a seale container that’s like 200 sizes too small for him

FISHES BREATHE WATER 

fish breathe oxygen in the water and there’s no source of oxygen for the water because it’s a closed bag.

humans breathe air but if i stuff you in a big ole ziplock bag and seal it like that it’ll be a short fuckin time before you suffocate i guarantee it.

WHEN YOU GO TO FAIR, THE FISH THAT YOU CAN WIN ARE ALWAYS IN BAGS. ANd theyre living. jeeeezzzuusss.

carnival fish are unhealthy and abused and die remarkably quickly. were we talking about people your argument would equate to “he’s still alive right so it can’t be that bad.”

I guess thats true, but I got a carnival fish when I was four & it lived until I was eight. The only reason he died was because we got a bigger fish and it ate him..

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

threesomewithphan:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

probably because he can’t fucking breathe because you put him in a seale container that’s like 200 sizes too small for him

FISHES BREATHE WATER 

fish breathe oxygen in the water and there’s no source of oxygen for the water because it’s a closed bag.

humans breathe air but if i stuff you in a big ole ziplock bag and seal it like that it’ll be a short fuckin time before you suffocate i guarantee it.

WHEN YOU GO TO FAIR, THE FISH THAT YOU CAN WIN ARE ALWAYS IN BAGS. ANd theyre living. jeeeezzzuusss.

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

Hello motherfucker. How was your day?

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